Tragedy has struck the Asylum.
In a moment that will go down in Unity Pond Pottery history as "The Great Crash," one of our own has fallen.
A good Natural Man, once proud and sitting tall, is now… well, a collection of very artistic shards.
The shock was immediate. You can hear the horror in the voices of the Natural Mans as they process the "moral terror" of seeing a brother in pieces.
It’s a dark day for the underground, and the mood is heavy with clay-dust and despair. Of course, Luigi was quick to point out that this is exactly the kind of bad thing that happens when the "Brotherhood" is out of sync.
While he’s busy being a harbinger of doom, the rest of the Natural Mans are already taking action. A committee has been formed, and a thorough investigation is underway to determine exactly how our fallen brother met his end.
