The Asylum is officially a crime scene! The investigation into Ralph’s tragic fall has begun, but not without a little controversy.
One of the Natural Mans is already sounding off about the "evidence tape"—apparently, it’s giving off "something is wrong" vibes, and he’s not a fan of the optics.
But as the rest of the Natural Mans pointed out, we need the facts. We need to know how and why Ralph met his sudden end so it never happens again. Ralph had so much left to give, and his loss is felt deeply across the workbench.
To keep things fair, the Natural Mans have called in a truly impartial committee: Tree Top Lemon and his crew. Since they were off on their "disrespectful" holiday vacation, they’re the only ones who didn't see the crash firsthand.
They’re coming in with fresh eyes, ready to examine the evidence without bias—though we’ll probably have to endure a few more of Tree Top Lemon's travel stories in exchange for his services.
Meanwhile, our resident "Freedom" enthusiast is already celebrating the "freedom to have a sudden demise." We’re not sure that’s the kind of freedom we were aiming for, but in the Asylum, everyone gets a vote.
