The Morning After: Tequila, Missing Teeth, and the Return to the Asylum

The Natural Mans chorus might have stolen the show with their New Year’s Eve performance, but today, the mood in the Asylum is… a little different.

Let’s just say the transition into 2026 involved a lot of “freedom to party,” and Luigi is definitely feeling the consequences.

Between the champagne and some mysterious tequila from “that gal from the place over there,” Luigi has reached a point of party-induced enlightenment where he can no longer feel his own teeth.

While he’s struggling to remember names and questioning his own dental integrity, the rest of the guys are slowly settling back into the routine. It was a wild ride, but as Luigi wisely (if a bit groggily) noted: eventually, everybody comes back to the Asylum.