The inquiry is finally underway, and the tension in the Asylum is thick enough to cut with a wire tool.
The Natural Mans have gathered to hear the findings of the investigative committee, and the testimony has been… explosive.
The Council of the Natural Mans brought in a "person of interest" for questioning.
This particular Natural Man was convinced he was being set up, shouting about his rights and warning everyone that anything he said could be held against him. Meanwhile, Ronaldo was calling for blood, insisting that Ralph’s fall was a "heinous crime" that demanded justice.
But after looking at every angle—and enduring a few more of Tree Top Lemon’s road trip stories—the committee has reached a conclusion.
While the "freedom to have a sudden demise" is a heavy burden to bear, the consensus among the Natural Mans is that this was no crime. It was a sad, tragic accident.
As the Natural Mans noted, they all live on the edge—literally. Whether on a shelf or a mantel, the life of a Natural Man is one of constant peril.
Even Luigi had to agree (eventually) that accepting the truth is the best way to honor their fallen brother. The findings will be presented to the full Brotherhood, and Ralph will be returned to Mother Earth, where all good clay begins.
