The Asylum was packed to the rafters today!
The Natural Mans filled the bleachers, the benches, and even the dusty corners of the shop to hear the final report from the investigative committee.
Tree Top Lemon and Chester didn't hold back, presenting bombshell evidence that changed everything.
It turns out, a "Person of Interest" was visiting the Asylum with his cousin, Dr. Poe, on the very day Ralph fell.
While everyone was busy posing for photos and moving around, Ralph—who was living life on the edge (literally)—got a little bump.
The conclusion? It wasn't a hit job or a heinous crime.
It was a tragic accident of physics and photography.
While some of the Natural Mans were ready to point fingers, the committee has ruled that no one should be held responsible.
Even Luigi, in a rare moment of softness, offered a heartfelt tribute to Brother Ralph, wishing him the "freedom to rest in peace."
Ralph will be returned to Mother Earth, and the Natural Mans will continue to live life on the shelf—hopefully a little further back from the edge this time.
